“I don't speak French except croissant” Flower Pot — Atelier Pistache
Pickup available at Appart 17
Usually ready in 1 hour
For everyone whose French starts and ends at the bakery. This Atelier Pistache flower pot says it loud and clear, in navy-blue capital letters over two lines: “I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH EXCEPT CROISSANT”. Just below, a little golden croissant with a dark outline finishes the joke. The creamy white, cylindrical pot with straight sides sits on its matching saucer, whose rim is decorated with a navy-blue check pattern, as if drawn with a brush. Pop a green plant inside and give it a spot on the breakfast table, a windowsill or a kitchen shelf: the brand itself styles it alongside its croissant tableware. A witty gift for an expat in Brussels, a Francophile friend or a true pastry lover. Sold without a plant.
Why you'll love it
- ✦ “I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH EXCEPT CROISSANT” in navy-blue capital letters, over two lines
- ✦ Little golden croissant illustrated below the message, on a creamy white background
- ✦ Cylindrical, straight-sided pot sitting on its matching saucer
- ✦ Saucer rim with a navy-blue check pattern, as if drawn with a brush
- ✦ A witty gift idea for plant and croissant lovers (sold without a plant)
Specifications
- Design: I don't speak French except croissant
- Composition: Pot with matching saucer
- Lettering: “I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH EXCEPT CROISSANT”
- Decoration: Little illustrated croissant; saucer with navy-blue check pattern
- Colour: Creamy white and navy blue
- Contents: Pot and matching saucer, sold without a plant
- Brand: Atelier Pistache
- Care: See the manufacturer's label / instructions.
- Supplier reference: 148-01636
Delivery & Returns
🚚 Delivery across Europe, 2-5 working days — free from €75
↩️ Returns within 14 days — return at your own cost, or drop off free of charge in store
✅ 100% secure payment
🏪 Available in store — Rue des Grands Carmes 17, 1000 Brussels
Pot with matching saucer
🚚 Delivery
Dispatched within 24–48 h, delivered in 2 to 5 working days. Mondial Relay pick-up point or DPD home delivery. Free over €75 in Belgium, France and the EU. Free Click & Collect in store.
↩️ Returns
14 days to change your mind. Just email contact@appart17.be, then send the item back unworn, tags attached and well packed (return shipping at your expense) — or drop it off in store for free. Refund as soon as we receive it. See details.
Apt 17 · Brussels
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